What commandment (or two or three) would you add to the ten?

Question

This is a light-hearted kind of question just for fun.

In "History of the World, Part 1" Mel Brooks, as Moses, comes down the mountain with three clay tablets in his arms and calls out, "The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..." [here he accidentally drops one of the tablets, then resumes speaking]... "... these ten commandments."

So what commandments do you think might have been part of those original "fifteen"?

Answer 1

11. Thou shalt not openeth thine mouth before thee thinketh.

Answer 2

11. thou shall not covet my starbuck's coffee.

12. thou shall not hide the remote.

13. thou shall not covet my peanut butter.

Answer 3

11. Thou shall fell the wrath of Chuck Norris

12. Thou shall not suck

13. Thou shall vote McCain '08

14. Thou shall not vote Obama '08

15. Thou shall send $100 to a disclosed address