What could I do to make you smile?

Question

I have three conditions:

I wont give you money

I wont do chores

I wont get you any material object

I just want to make you happy, and make you smile. What can I do?

Answer 1

if you know how to give a shoulder massage that would help...my arm feels like it's gonna fall off

Answer 2

Take me back to 1988!

Answer 3

A back massage would do it for me

Answer 4

don't wear a bra

Answer 5

Smile for me. it usually makes me happy when i see other people smile.

Answer 6

A kiss from a girl always makes me smile =)

Answer 7

How about your Vegetarian meat loaf that made me very happy indeed, so does your avatar picture it make me smile :] very much.

since your a "average author" can i see one of your novels, (if you have one) that will also make me very happy also :]

Answer 8

Make me beautiful.

Answer 9

gimme a good hug... i always need hugs

Answer 10

Leave me alone then

Answer 11

I can think of several things but, this would make us both smile...

Make me your B|TCH

Answer 12

Nothing. Im pretty happy :)

Answer 13

Throw rocks at my neighbors so they would move.

Answer 14

shove a banana cream pie in ur face lol :)

Answer 15

You have done already coz answeing your question has given me an excuse to stop doing my essay lol.  Thanks =]