What could be in this black parcel?

Question

my neighbour's had a parcel delivered but she was out, so it's come to ours instead. I hate my neighbour (non working, scounging, loud mouthed vicious b*tch).

I'm going to deliver it later, but I'm wondering what it is??

It's about the size of a mobile phone box, very very light, and it's black cardboard. There's what sounds like a bit of paperwork when you shake it but no objects.

No clues on the box, except the delivery firm.

What could it be....

Answer 1

I would open it, and say it was by accident, you didnt realise it wasnt yours as your waiting on a parcel.  Depending on whether or not I signed for it I may keep it!!!!!

Answer 2

Just open it have a look tell us and then rewrap it in something else, then she wont know you have opened it as she wont know what it was wrapped in before.

Answer 3

i don't know.but from what you said about your neihbor. i would'nt be shaking it.lol

Answer 4

Do you watch to see how many letters the postman delivers through her door too?

Answer 5

ooo you should open it up and have a gander at whats inside!!

Answer 6

Mind your own business..........You are pregnant? Just what the world needs!

Answer 7

A fridge freezer.

How, the f**k would we know?

Answer 8

d***o is my geuss

Answer 9

I have no idea, and how nosey are you lol.

Answer 10

No matter what you think of your neighbor, its a federal crime in the US to open someone else's mail or packages so be careful of the repercussions. Since you signed for it, you are legally responsible for it until you hand it off to her.

As to contents who knows and who cares. Just remember, if the situation were reversed and you were getting a package delivered and she signed for it would you want her to open it? How embarrassing it could be for you if it was something 'personal'.

Answer 11

Pathetic!  

Answer 12

how very very odd loud mouthed non working blah blah shes out your in figure

Answer 13

I know. Yesterday I sent her a present. Its a matchbox model of a car I am going to buy her. Dont spoil it. Its a surprise.

Answer 14

Grow up, what the heck is it to do with you? If she's that bad why are you taking parcels for her? In fact you sound worse than she does.