What did Jesus teach about sexuality?

Question

Specifically, did he say that having s*x with anyone is fine as long as it is loving? I'm looking for specific evidence from the gospels, the writings of the apostles, or the early church fathers, rather than unsubstantiated opinion.

Answer 1

he saideth thou shalt haveth s*x the sixth day of the sixth month and the sixth year then satan cometh up and said to jesus your a stupid jew , go to h**l these people can have s*x any time they fell like it, so stay out of people buisnesses you F***n pervert!!!!

Answer 2

Oh wow he did a lot even by example...

Would Jesus be turned on by any sensuous woman? Was he in search of virtuous and prudent women at all for anything? How did he go about his seeking? Did he find that special relationship that any normal man would crave for? Would it be a “sin” for him to contemplate a sexual tryst of any sort g*y or heterosexual? Was he having wet dreams like any normal man? Surely Jesus was never short of women! Jesus was known to go to parties where virtuous prostitutes were present! Actually Jesus didn’t have to seek women. Women always followed him! LUCKY JESUS!

Matthew 27:55 * MANY WOMEN were there, watching from a distance. They had followed Jesus from Galilee to care for his needs.

Mark 15:41 * In Galilee these women had followed him and cared for his needs. MANY other women who had come up with him to Jerusalem were also there.

As a REAL MAN Jesus must have had NEEDS that ONLY WOMEN could possibly satisfy! There are NO statements in the Bible to the effect that "men" were "caring" for his personal needs, except for a mysterious disciple in particular whom Jesus “loved”! One virtuous prostitute earned the forgiveness of her “MANY SINS” in the most bizarre way ever imagined. She was not asking any forgiveness at all! She was probably doing to Jesus what was expected of an extra nice w***e to do at a party that she was invited. During her show of sensual affection she earned the forgiveness of her "MANY SINS"! She was probably expecting some money at the end of her feet kissing session like any professional prostitute would, but all that this prostitute got from Jesus to the surprise of everybody was the forgiveness of her "MANY SINS." Hmmm… one is left to wonder if that would work on any prostitute…!

Luke 7:44-47 * Then he turned toward the woman and said to Simon, "Do you see this woman? I came into your house. You did not give me any water for my feet, but she wet my feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair* (*hey, tongue play is missing here!). You did not give me a kiss, but this woman, from the time I entered, has not stopped kissing my feet* (*OK… never mind!). You did not put oil on my head* (*?), but she has poured perfume on my feet. Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven--for she loved much* (*she is GOOD!!!). But he who has been forgiven little loves little* (*this was directed to the man hosting the party)."

Prostitutes and their clients get special treatment throughout the Bible! The prostitute Rahab NEVER lost her title of a “RIGHTEOUS PROSTITUTE!”…something worth shooting for! She is the example of a prostitute who would betray her own country to help the cause of God’s people! She is worthy of a monument in her honor in the New Jerusalem that comes down from Heaven! So far she made it into the Bible's Hall of Fame! She will preserve her title of a “RIGHTEOUS PROSTITUTE” for eternity!!! It’s all in the NEW TESTAMENT of the Holy Bible!

Hebrews 11:31 (KJV) By faith* (*gullibility?) the PROSTITUTE* (*not ex-prostitute, but prostitute) Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient.

James 2:25 (KJV) In the same way, was not even Rahab the PROSTITUTE* (*not the ex-prostitute, but the PROSTITUTE!) considered RIGHTEOUS for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction (Joshua 6)

Matthew 21:31b * Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you* (*Jews – The Jews don’t mind to let the whores get in first so they will be there when they get there!).

Luke 15:30 * But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!'* (*a Playboy guy in the Bible gets no reprimand at all, but he is celebrated for sharing his daddy’s allowance with the prostitutes!)

Christians that are misled by their Puritan preachers hardly pay attention to what they read in the Bible! Again, Jesus says, "this woman, from the time I entered, has not stopped kissing my feet." Think of it in a REAL life setting! Was the kissing going on for an hour, or 2? A dry rubbing cheek kiss is hardly a second long; a juice one may last a few seconds longer. The juicier the kiss the longer it takes, but here we are dealing with a sustained wet kissing of feet that went on, and on, and on, and on…!!! And who knows how much territory it covered! And were they tears or saliva? Let’s be real! Whoever came up with this story ought to apply for a job at Hustler Magazine! She must have sucked the dust on Jesus’ toes one by one, too! And who knows how far up his leg she went! The weird fetish that this prostitute enjoyed "kissing my feet" of Jesus is to be admired! Men wore no diapers in those days. It doesn’t say that Jesus questioned her mental sanity and pushed her away at all! He must have enjoyed every second of what she was doing on him! Shocks of electrifying satisfaction must have run all the way to Jesus’ brain! And if he indeed was a bit human like any of us, can you imagine the phenomenal erection that this "much loving" prostitute must have spurred on him? WOWW! It blows my mind! The Bible lesson here is obvious! Oral shows of affection on any oddball limb of a person’s body are wholeheartedly supported in the Bible and rewarded with forgiveness of sins without asking or having to repent or even confessing! Saint Paul DENIES any Church help to any widow even the widows that he must have left behind in his murderous past life if they won’t “wash the feet” of the saints! Saint Paul is catching up fast on Clergy privileges!

Jesus favored Prostitutes NOT VIRGINS all along. He had much kinder words for prostitutes than for normal women. He was NEVER involved with any virgin! We ought to be particularly touched by what Jesus said about lovemaking and forgiveness, "I tell you* (*hear everybody, especially the Clergy!), her* (*the prostitute’s) MANY SINS have been forgiven--for she loved much." She must have loved very much what she was doing to men! Another loving woman worth mentioning is that Samaritan woman that had 6 virtual husbands (John 4:18). She must have had plenty of love to share with each one of them! A spouse who is not getting his/her fair share of lovemaking within the bounds of marriage looks for a chance elsewhere to discharge the kind of love expressions that is lacking in the home life!!! The Reverend Jimmy Swaggert is still a good example that went public. His wife is a very attractive woman, but Jimmy still had the need to seek the services of a "much loving" prostitute to soothe his neglected sexual drive! Can you imagine Jimmy showing up on TV with his right hand (the one he used to “sin”) chopped off or with his right eye gouged out so he won’t “sin” anymore like Jesus expects?  

God the Son Jesus Christ was very quick to forgive the sins of that "much loving" prostitute, but he gave a h**l of a time to this other poor lady of Canaanite* (*Palestinian) background who was trying to get Jesus to heal her daughter! Jesus called her daughter a “dog” (spiritually speaking, of course, but put yourself in the place of a non-Jew!) This poor Canaanite lady was not too original, either. She was not showing "much loving”. She probably never heard the "feet kissing" routine! Or was it that Jesus loved to tease prude women, too?  

Mark 7:27 (NIV) "First let the children* (*Jews) eat all they want," he* (*Jesus) told her, "for it is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to their dogs* (*the rest of the world are dogs! Not only homosexuals or atheists like some preachers claim!)."

Jesus was not impressed with some foolish inexperienced VIRGINS waiting for their husband to be at a wedding ceremony! But I better cut it short here… My point is that preachers know how to go about “spiritually speaking” so they can change the meaning of what they read in the Bible to suit a particular brand of faith… There is so much “spiritualizing” that you can do on what is written in the Bible, the rest is dishonesty! I am just telling you like it is! I had to quit Christianity, too!

Answer 3

He mentioned"fornication" anything outside of marriage.. he also mentioned brides being virgins.... those are the only two I remember right now.

Answer 4

1.  Fornication is a sin.

2.  Adultery is a sin.

3.  Envisioning fornication and adultery is as bad as the physical acts.

4.  Divorce is a sin <unless it is because the woman engaged in adultery>

5.  Re-marriage after divorce is a sin.

Jesus' ministry didn't talk a lot about sin...  or specifically sexual sins.

Jesus mostly talked about how to love.

*edit*

I must assume the thumbs down came from a fornicator, adulterer, or person in a second+ marriage.

Answer 5

How could he, he never got laided!

Answer 6

he said even looking at the other person sexually also amounts to sin, leave alone committing it.

BOLD EAGLE : God very well said even Satan quotes the bible and you proved with your writing below. how satanic mind you have.

Answer 7

Matthew 5:28

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

1 Corinthians 6:9

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God?  Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders

1 Corinthians 6:13

"Food for the stomach and stomach for the food" -- but God will destroy them both.  The body is not meant for sexual immorality, but for the Lord, and the Lord for the body.

1 Corinthians 6:15

Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ Himself? Shall I then take the members of Christ and unite them with a prostitute? Never! Do you not know that he who unites himself with a prostitute is one  with her in body? For it is said, "The two will become one flesh."

Answer 8

i have it on good authority that he was a FIRM believer in the missionary position.

Answer 9

Jesus wisely said:

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He also said marriage was a commitment to be taken seriously. And there's strong evidence that the centurion whose slave he spared had a, well, Greco-Roman relationship with that slave. Questionable today because we see it as coercive, part of the culture then, like any male who took handmaids. So Jesus did cure the slave and didn't tell the centurion to put aside his slave.

Edit: Don't like Jesus much, do you? :D

Answer 10

2  And the Pharisees came to him, and asked him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife? tempting him.

3  And he answered and said unto them, What did Moses command you?

4  And they said, Moses suffered to write a bill of divorcement, and to put her away.

5  And Jesus answered and said unto them, For the hardness of your heart he wrote you this precept.

6  But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

7  For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;

8  And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

9  What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. -

.10  And in the house his disciples asked him again of the same matter.

11  And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her.

12  And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.

s*x is to be had with your partner in marriage, as a man and a woman.