What did birds p**p on before cars were invented?

Question

I mean, you hardly see bird p**p on the ground, and you always see it on cars. What DID they p**p on before cars were invented?

Answer 1

on the old transportation... horses

Answer 2

anywere. since there so many cars now a days, it's hard not to p**p on it. lol!

good question!

Answer 3

wow. well im guessing anything that they could!!! lol wow.

Answer 4

Anything in its path. Hopefully not your ice cream cone.

Answer 5

PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

Answer 6

Statues.  They still do today.

Answer 7

First it started with stone wheels.  (Hmmrf.  Caveman got p**p in hair.)

Then came chariots. (Julius Caesar had to have his chariot washed and waxed every other day, it was so bad.)

After that came wagons and buggies. (Supposedly, that's how Billy the Kid died.  He stopped off at a buggy wash to clean the bird p**p off his wagon.  Pat Garrett snuck in behind him, then shot him dead.)  

And now it's cars. (Oh man, I just washed it!)

What happens though AFTER cars?   Will our hover crafts and flying vehicles get righteously pooped on? (Hmmrf. Futureman get p**p in synth hair.)

Answer 8

anything