What did that guy expect?

Question

Just because I'm a night-time train doncutor and there's fewer people on the train during nights, doesn't mean that they can get away with something any easier. As the train was coming to a stop at a station and I opened the door for people to go out, one of those guys tried to snatch and steal my coin carrier(you know, that thing on your side that holds the coins in those metal cylinders?) He ripped it off and ran with it, but I caught up with him and beat his as@. I kicked him in the gut, gave him a "Stone Cold Stunner", stomped a mudhole in him, forced him up for a "Pedigree", and then forced him up one more time for a "Mizard of Oz". He was laid out cold and I called the cops on his as@ and he was hauled away. My attacking him was justified since he tried to steal and run with the railroad's money.

My boss awarded me "Employee of the Month", gave me a raise, and told me I was an excellent example to all conductors.

What did that thief expect?

Answer 1

I love it.  We all know 3 days in jail wont be the thing he remembers as punishment for his crime.  It will be the a$$ beating he got after he got caught for stealing change?! from a conductor.

Answer 2

You should put yourself up for the WWE competitions, you might even beat Stone Cold himself...

I'm sure that particular thief won't try that trick again anyway, a much better lesson than a simple rap on the knuckles by the cops. But be careful no-one sees you do stuff like that!

Answer 3

Watch out. He will probably try and sue you for injuries.And in this country he will probably win.