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What did the egg say to the boiling water?

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Sorry, but it is going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid!

But 10 points goes to the one that makes up their own that makes me laugh!

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I just got laid and now you want me to get hard
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I just got laid and now you want me to get hard ?

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Your mom? Your face?
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I don't know maybe it says thank you for keeping me warm in such cold day???
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well i think this is h**l
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Sorry, but it is going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid!
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you're so hott,, your're soo s**y;;

COOK ME UP BABYY!!(=
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hey hot stuff

Idk
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"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.".. lool haha
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you look hot (?)
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Sorry, but it is going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid!

:P lol
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i'm so relaxed now
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''How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

LOL I LAUGH EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey.. UR HOT!!
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idk tell me
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it's going to be easy getting hard your so hot
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I don't think you thought egg's could Talk!!!!!!

Ha ha You Get It ;-)
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pshttttt. bxtch please im not getting hard for you! i just got laid not to long ago and boy did she give me the business ^_^
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let's get this over with.
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"I didn't know I'd get in so much hot water just for telling a little white lie!"
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owwwwwwww
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very hot
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Boiled egg?
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"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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"Go easy there, I'll crack up!" Moth
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"Cook me! Cook me! Cook me!"
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Jacuzzis always get me hard.
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boy is it getting hot in here is or that just you LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! OMG I AM A COMEDIAN!!!!!!!!
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Boil me,

wow, shower time....

spa.... lol
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"Sorry if it takes me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick!"

lmaoo my friend texted me that one [:
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