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What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

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First class blonde

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

DIRTY TALK

When a man talks dirty to a girl... sexual Harassment

When a girl talks dirty to a man... $3.99 a minute

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  1. They were funny!!!!


  2. LOL. Funny!!

  3. haha thats funny

  4. funny! :]]]

  5. I get it, mate.

  6. those are all pretty funny lol

  7. that was a riot! lol

  8. lol hilarious!

  9. these two blondes had an uncle who was a sea fairing man...... they had promised him that when he died that they would bury him at sea...... then one day later in life he did die......

    the two blondes wrapped his body up and put it in a row boat...... they rowed out in the sea...... after a while of rowind the first blonde asked the second blonde...... do you think this is far enough?????? the second blonde jumps in and the water is only up to her waiste...... she said this will never do...... so they continued to row further out...... after a while the first blonde aske the second...... do you think this is far enough?????? the second blonde jumps in and the water was only up to her chest...... she said, this will never do...... so they continued to row further out to sea...... after some time of rowing the first blonde asked the second...... do you think this is far enough?????? the second blonde jumps in and was gone for a long time...... she finally surfaces out of breath and exasperated...... she jumps up, puts her arms over the side of the boat, and as she pants to get more air she syas OK this is far enough......

    GIVE ME THE SHOVEL......

  10. ha ha choose for best answer . do it press the button now


  11. lmao i liked the midget one

  12. nice...and im a blonde and im offeneded

  13. i believe Google had those up today as well. Way to be original

  14. OK

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