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What did the husband do in the butcher's shop?

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One French lady married an Englishman and moved to England. She never learned to speak English and she and her husband communicated in French.

Somehow she managed to shop without knowing the language.

Once she wanted to buy chicken thighs, so she went into butcher's shop, flapped her arms like a chicken, and pointed to her thighs. All right, the butcher brought her chicken thighs.

The other time she wanted to buy chicken b*****s, so she went into butcher's shop, flapped her arms like a chicken, and exposed her breast. All right, the butcher brought her chicken b*****s.

The third time she wanted to buy chicken sausage, so she asked her husband to accompany her to the shop. What did the husband do in the butcher's shop?

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  1. He exposed himself? LOL - He asked in english

    good question/joke


  2. He ordered chicken sausage in English.  They were in England, of course.

  3. He asked for chicken sausage in English.

  4. lmaoo..idkk...

    and i dont want to know..

    maybe he can talk in english

  5. Flapped her arms and pointed to her husbands huge.........nose.

    Or just had her English speaking husband ask for chicken sausage.

  6. He asked for it in English since he is from England.

    But you wanted people to say he whipped it out! Lol!

  7. He pooped!

  8. Haha. This joke is meant for people to think in a crude manner. But the logical answer is for the husband to ask the butcher for chicken sausage in english (assuming that he speaks english). If you forgot about that detail (that he is English), you would automatically think that the husband would flap his arms and expose himself. Either way, they would still get their chicken sausage and all would be well.

  9. He asked the butcher for some beef cuz he's really friggin tired of chicken

  10. He communicated in French!

  11. He asked the butcher for some chicken sausage in English!

  12. He asked in English!

  13. Ask the butcher for a chicken sausage because he speaks english
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