What did you say this past week?

Question

What was the nicest thing you said to some one this past week?

What was the meanest thing to said?

Did you use a pick up line on some one? What was it?

Answer 1

Nicest thing : I encouraged someone to get laid.

Meanest:  I called my sister fat and we got into a fight.

Pick up line:  I don't give any, they come to me  

Answer 2

The nicest thing: "...."

The meanest thing: "black people grow up to fast"

Answer 3

Nicest-

after not seeing my old flame (thats recently engaged) for a while, we decided to hangout as friends, and I said, "You look confused" as we sat parked under the Throgs Neck Bridge, she said "I thought you'd be all over me." (Cause she knows I'm a horny b*****d) So I turned to her and said " Baby, I'm not gonna do anything with you because I respect your decision to marry, and I'm not gonna hurt you like that." She welled up and tears came down her cheek and she said "thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me."

Meanest-

(..2 minutes later, i say.)

"I can't believe you fell for that babe, that was classic."