What do I do? Just wear the perfume?

Question

Last night, I forgot to shower after I got home from my mistresses apartment. I smelled of her perfume, and my wife, moo moo lovins', smelled it. She said it was a nice cologne. So now I'm either stuck wearing women's perfume or she'll surely figure it out and suspend my trust fund check for the month. d**n stink pretty.

Answer 1

You're screwed, your wife probably knows.  It's too late.  Don't wear it again... it'll just invite more hot water.  Cross your fingers and hope she forgets.  Buy your wife some expensive vodka.

Answer 2

Are you crazy!! You always shower after visiting your lover.  I am surprised she didn't smell the s*x on you.

Answer 3

wow i can't believe you...first of all you should be faithful and from reading what you wrote...."your trust funds" sounds to me that your only with your wife for her money! Men like you are a disgrace

Answer 4

Yeah, just wear it. Or go buy it and give to her as a present  

Answer 5

haha Buy her that brand lol and say you were seeing if she liked it to buy it for her

Answer 6

You are a dirt bag.  I hope she does know and cuts you off.  Hopefully she is just trying to get you to wear woman perfume.  What kind of person uses someone for money?  Not a very good one.  Remember that what goes around comes around.  I hope it comes around for you sooner rather than later.

Answer 7

why not just tell her it was a sample from one of those women who spray stuff on you as you pass or out of a magazine?

if she is that bad and you obviously treat her so badly why don't you leave her?

Answer 8

I think you should not only buy the perfume and wear it but go all the way and get the frilly underwear and a nice dress...something off the shoulder I think...Yeah...I think moo moo lovins' would just love that!!!

Answer 9

wow how about get a life and after youve done that get a job and TRY to stop being a loser no woman deserves to be treated like that moo moo? wow are you 10 grow up i would be embarrased to admit my wife supports me ha  

Answer 10

simple solution. just buy her the same perfume, and when you go see your mistress and come back to moo moo lovins' you can always say that she's the one who has the perfume.

and you still get to keep your trust fund

Answer 11

Are you serious or just havin' some fun on the ol' Answer forum?  

If you are serious, your wife probably already knows all about the affair -give her some credit man.  She probably made the comment just to see how you would react. She already has you by the b***s if she is in control of the trust fund and doles out a check to you each month.  Geez, wise up.  

Answer 12

I think you need to stop cheating - it's so unfair on your wife! Your just being selfish. I hope you get caught.

Answer 13

shame on you

Answer 14

I hope she finds out and leaves you penniless!!

I hope your mistress has money!!

LOSER

Answer 15

get a life!  

Answer 16

Did it smell like cup cakes or something?  

That's probably why she liked it.  Just put a little vanilla extract behind your ear, that will distract her:)

Answer 17

It was the smell of s*x and the perfume together that made it smell like cologne...just tell her you dropped the bottle and broke it.  

Answer 18

Just one stink added to another.  

Answer 19

Just tell her it was a sample from Avon lady and u ran out.

Dang Chili, do we have to cover for you all the time?

Answer 20

Yeah u shud be faithful

Answer 21

Have the other woman wear men's cologne.

Better yet, keep it in your pants or you will lose your "meal ticket" very soon.

I feel sorry for your wife, dude.

Answer 22

try being faithful

Answer 23

Beans, is that you? Swooooosh 2 points!!!