What do I have to do to get some air conditioning in Quang Binh?

Question

It's hotter than the hubs of h**l in this place and I need some a/c.

How many Skittles will that cost, and who do I call?

Answer 1

Your cat and I invite you to the roof of the hotel, where there are fanning-gimps aplenty and lots of icy drinks. Which, as I mentioned, Fluffy is charging to your room.

Where did Fluffy get all those Skittles, anyway? Some say he is wholesaling meat for the rat-kabob places.

Answer 2

Well just listen to my new theme song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pQwjKAhp...

Answer 3

Just give a case of Skittles to the mango farmer (his tent is 5th on the right in the martket place) and he'll send his gimped-put son to fan you all summer. Which, incidentally, lasts from January to late December so that's kind of a bargain.

Answer 4

If you would have said "it's hot as balls here" I would have helped you but you didn't so I'm not.

Answer 5

Tough one, AC is hard to find here. All you can do is hope to find someone who really blows.

Answer 6

I don't know why you don't just stay in the hotel. I have plenty of room in my suite and you are always invited.

Answer 7

Do like the locals.... get a damned Moped.     .... What, you thought they were actually going somewhere on those things?... Hardly, they're just "gettin' in the wind" to cool off.