What do I say to impress people?

Question

I need to know something to say if one of my teachers asks a question that uses a lot of long words so that nobody knows what I'm talking about but I still sound smart!!

Answer 1

Say:

"In my extensive studies of Eintein's theory on (insert topic here),   I would emphatically stand by said theory.  

As I am quiite fascinated by the inquiry made by a member of the upper most field of the teaching profession, I find myself certain that you would have a greater understanding of the enlightenment of (insert topic here) bestowed upon me having absorbed the knowledge of Einstein  in my studies . . . . as best an average, hardworking student can.    

It is teachers like you that keep me motivated to try and succeed in every facet of my life."

Good luck with the B.S.   It worked for me when I was in school.  I had  to give  a spoken book report and I had studied, researched . . .  NOTHING!!   My "ad-lib"  skills worked for me.  I spoke about a topic looking at blank index cards for the time required of me.

Answer 2

Make up words

Answer 3

UM.....it would kind of depend on the subject that the question is asked in.  Tell them you have to p**p.