What do atheists eat for breakfast?

Question

Just curious and do they work?

Answer 1

Republicans.

Answer 2

Being an atheist has nothing to do with what they eat for breakfast, or any other meal, for that matter.  It's also not relative to what they do for a living.  

Answer 3

Believers.

On a serious note I usually have some form of muesli.

Answer 4

We don't eat breakfast.

In fact... we dont eat anything...

We don't even have hearts!!!

(But at least we have BRAINS...)

Just kidding. Christians can be very intelligent people. Except you.

Answer 5

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE GOD!

AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA GO TO h**l FOR NOT BELIEVING IN HIM!

Answer 6

I've heard that they are barbecuing babbies.

Answer 7

Wheaties and Kool-Aid: The REAL Breakfast of Champions.

Answer 8

Frosted babbyos with toasted babby on the side.

mmm

Nah usually a yop and cereal bar and tea, got to have tea!

Answer 9

hahahaha! theyre the same as me and you but they dont believe in god.. but they are still kinda wierd

im not an athiest but.. For breakfast I eat a big bowl of Jesus Christ

Answer 10

food.

I am sure they hold down jobs, eat, drink and do most things that Christians do.  Christians need to chill out and quit thinking they are Super Heroes.

Answer 11

I have a balanced mean of christian babbies and puppy blood every morning.  I am a babby hunter for my atheist villiage.

Is this a serious quesion?  Generalizing much?

Answer 12

I eat probably the same stuff as a Christian does. But I have a friend who eats shrimp, how sinful.

Answer 13

I like those Frisco breakfast sandwiches from Hardees or some know it as Carl Jr's.

Answer 14

Bacon, boiled egg, light fat pancake and a whole milk. And orange juice.

And a green sour apple

Answer 15

HAHAHA! I'm about to have breakfast when I saw this. Thanks for giving me a big laugh at the beginning of my day. One of the most ridiculous, stupid and ignorant questions I've ever seen in Yahoo Answers.

Answer 16

Milk and cereal I believe. and sometimes we eat p***y. and we work full time prostitution.

Answer 17

Do you even know what an Athesist it? It's someone who doesnt believe in God. They eat the same things a everyone else eats.  

Answer 18

Babies.  New born nails and childrens dreams.   I try and give an answer as stupid as the question.

Answer 19

1) Toast and vegemite.

2) Does my breakfast work? Yes thanks.

Do I work? Yes  

Answer 20

thats easy, they eat a nice warm meal that was cooked over a fire made of pages out of the bible

Answer 21

Babby!

Answer 22

I eat eggs and toast.. or maybe waffles. And yes I do work. I am going to be a fire fighter but I am a student now.

Answer 23

This morning I ate a bagel with peanute butter.  It was very tasty :).

And I do work, part time at a pizza place, and full time high school student. Class of 2010!  

Answer 24

The nutrition labels that I've seen don't break down dietary requirements by religion.

Answer 25

This morning I had Honey Nut Cheerios and a cup of milk.

And yes, I work.  I'm a stay-at-home mother of two small children.

Answer 26

the souls of man -begins evil laugh with dramatic music-

nah i just have some tea and toast like....what bo christians have jesus o's

Answer 27

they don't eat breakfast, it's known to increase brain functionality

logically, they should find this funny

Answer 28

haha. Never eat breakfast since I don't come out in the daylight. Once the sun goes down I drink the blood of infants.

Really, what do you think? I'm generally a coffee and toast or cereal eater in the a.m. and I work in satellite oceanography and volunteering as an English as a second language tutor for kids.

Answer 29

I eat babbies.

I work as a hitman.

Answer 30

YES coco puffs rock.

okay..I'm a christan, but not one of those ones that tell you you will burn in h**l...I love everyone for who they are.

its kinda weird because my closest group of friends are all different religions. One is Muslim other Jewish, another Buddhist, Christan (me) and then an Atheist. I like it it's cool.

Answer 31

The same as Christians

Yes some work & some don't just the same as Christians .

Many of them are also intelligent just like Christians .