What do crawlfishes taste like?

Question

I got invited to a partyat my kuzzin's house and he says he is a cooking some crawl fishes. I wonder do they taste like hairspray because I hate that taste. I always eat brims when me and daddy go fishkin and maybe some cat fishes too maybe so I declare. But one time I saw Julia Roberts taking a dump off the side of a pontoon boat next to Reggie's gas station and it had all corn and peanuts and it was as long as my leg and big-around as a coke can. Daddy says Julia Roberts poops like a baby elefant. We had to call the Sheriff to scoop it up and he fed it to the gators I think, because why waste all them good peanuts?

Answer 1

don't know what your story has to do with it but I view crafish as a cross between Lobster and Shrimp... a little better than shrimp, not quite as good as lobster... very sweet and buttery meat usually.