What do i do about monsters in my closet and the one under my bed?

Question

Please Help!!!

Answer 1

OK, the monsters in your closet are easily placated with squeak toys, so put a couple in there.

The ones under the bed are more problematic, but seem to be anesthetized with dirty socks and underwear

Answer 2

Cannot understand the problem

Did you meant by real real monsters?

Answer 3

You can try growing up

Answer 4

be a friend to them, that way, you can tame them

Answer 5

WTF!!!

Answer 6

The one in the closet is easy, just put a chair in front of the the door so they cant get out.   The one under the bed is also easy, just put your mattress on the floor so he cant be under your bed.    Problem solved.

Answer 7

You keep a broom in the bedroom and if they try to come out you whomp them. Didn't your mother do that?