What do i do with the sasqautch i found in my backyard?

Question

i dont know whether or not to kill it. also every1 come to dance party pangea the sequal to dance party america!!the sasquatch will dance

Answer 1

I have a cage you can borrow...

Answer 2

Is it dead?  If so, you could sell it to a museum, like the American Museum of Natural History.

Answer 3

Take it shopping for shoes.  You'll make the clerk's day.

Answer 4

talk to it

make it your friend

give it a bath...

and let me see it......

and record it dancing...lol

Answer 5

Eat it ... I'll be it tastes like chicken.

Answer 6

Give it a bath, brush its hair, give it a manicure, dress it up in your best gear - take it to the dance, no-one will notice the difference between it and the local knuckle-draggers.

Bye,

Answer 7

sasQUatch

don't kill it, that's murder

Answer 8

If it's a female, bring it over and we can mate them with the male I have.  I'll take first pick of the litter, then you can have your choice. (They usually have triplets)