What do i have to be aware on a snow trip?

Question

What do i have to be aware on a snow trip?

Answer 1

Because there could be a horrible storm or avalanche!

Answer 2

A snow trip?  Sounds like my drive to work every day.

Answer 3

Over sexed patrons of the area.

Answer 4

trees jumping out in front of you going down a hill has always been my problem

Answer 5

Vikings....roaming hordes of vikings. They always spoil my snow trips. They just come out of nowhere and carry you off to their drinking tents. One minute you'll be waiting for the ski lift and the next minute....BAM!, you're drinking mead from a horn shaped mug.

Be wary of people dressed up like Polar Bears, Penguins, Snow Leopards, etc. All they want is to give you a hug and get your picture taken with them. You can usually ward them off by stripping down to your longjohns and singing the words to "I'm A Little Teapot"...but you have to do the motions to the song too....otherwise they'll tackle you and roll you around in the snow.

Oh....watch out for anyone wearing neon clothing and sporting a mustache like Tom Selleck in "Magnum P.I." They are devil worshipers and they will take you back to their cult hideout and make you eat cranberry sauce and listen to ABBA records until you pee your pants.