What do the warnings on gas pumps say?

Question

What do the warnings on gas pumps say?

Answer 1

"Caution:  May cause actual loss of automobile."

Answer 2

Well theres lots of warnings.. it depents on the gas station and the state I guess...

Though the one I have noticed on all the gas pumps is...

do not leave your car running while refueling, do not smoke while refueling, and do not exit or enter vehicle while refueling, doing so may cause inadvertant ignition of spilled fuel or fuel vapors.

Ive also seen warnings of do not use cell phones while refueling may cause sparks.  and .. Do not top off gas tanks, may cause fuel to leak.

Oh and my personal favorite... If you steal this.(picture of a gas pump).. you will lose this(picutre of a state highway patrolman holding a jane doe drivers license)...