What do u think about these jokes

Question

1) Q: whats the difference between a woman and an old computer?

A: the computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy

2) three guys are working on a bridge and their lunch shifts starts. the first guy says, "if i get a turkey sandwich one more time, i'll kill myself." the second guy says "if i get ham sandwich one more time, i'll kill myself." the third guy says, "if i get egg sandwich one more time, i'll kill myself. the next day, they get the same lunches, and the jump off the bridge to their dooms. at their funerals, the wife of the first guy says " if only i knew he didnt like turkey." the second guy's wife says, "if only i knew he didnt like ham sandwich." the third guy's wife says, "i dont get it. he made his own lunch!"

Answer 1

first one was ok, second seemed like a copy of an old joke

Answer 2

The first one was a 4/10 the second one was a 2/10

Answer 3

Oh I get it.The second one was funnier!:)

Answer 4

that was corny i promise

Answer 5

both hilarious.

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

pathetic comes to mind...do not give up your day job...

Answer 8

LOL THAT WAS GOOD!!!!!!!

Answer 9

They were BOTH good  :)

Answer 10

made me giggle.

Answer 11

first ones perverted only tell to good friends-not good for first impressions the second ones funny but only in writing not out loud