What do u think is english?

Question

can anybody please tell me in ur own words what english is?

and please dont give me stupid shet like..... "Oh its just a language"

please give me a smart awnser of what u think it is

Answer 1

The only language in the world that is spoken backwards  

Answer 2

I think "u" should learn some. (If you are referring to the language, and not 'of or pertaining to the country of England')

Answer 3

English is a language that is grammatically full of contradictions and exceptions to the rule. There are pit-falls every step of the way, what with words that have double meanings, and others which are  easily used incorrectly, it is plainly a mine field for those wishing to speak it correctly. It is also a language of sweet sounds and quaint phrases, much favoured by poets and writers.

It is  covert ed by  some foreigners who en- devour to speak it in the way that the English do, and  consider it to be the universal language of communication through-out the world.

Yet to an Englishman in a foreign land, the mere sound of it being spoken can bring feelings of fondness and  happiness to his heart. It is the native language of England and its` people, who speak it proudly.

Answer 4

The kings english, but so's the queen.

Answer 5

english is to put spin on a ball so as to change its direction during travel, often used in billiards.

English is being of or from the country of England, as in its people, its language, its customs.

Answer 6

English is an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries.