What do u think of these crime reports?

Question

Heatherwood, MS is an imaginary city.

Heatherwood Police Department

Arrests-Sat.

Joe L. Walker, 27, 107 Smithsonian St., on charges of shoplifting. Released on $215 bond.

Bill R. Thompson, 23, 223 Ward Way, on charges of disorderly conduct (fighting). Released on $435 bond.

Arrests-Fri.

Will W. Witherspoon, 47, 2801 W. Grey Street Blvd., on charges of lunacy and vandalism. No bond set.

Reports-Sat.

Stolen bouquet of flowers on Doe Dr.

Theft of potted plant on Farmington St.

Assault on Bainbridge St.

False alarm on Heatherwood C R 707

Reports-Fri.

Assault on a police officer on Fuller Park Rd.

Vandalism on Fire Rd.

Vandalism on W.T. Dr.

Heatherwood County Sheriff's Office

Arrests-Sat.

Lonny W. Walter, 52, 804 Wesley Ln., on charges of drunkenness and disturbing the peace. Released on $1,006 bond.

Reports-Sat.

Aggravated battery on Churchill Cir.

Possession of crack cocaine with the intent to distribute on Lane Ln.

Sexual abuse on Riley Rd.; Brewer

Answer 1

I think it's good to know what is going on in the neighborhood.  That's a lot of crime, but it could  be worse.

Answer 2

Lots of homeless drunk dudes in Heatherwood, MS ??

Answer 3

Sounds like there is a problem in the unincorporated areas of Heatherwood county and a bunch of rowdy drunks in town.

Answer 4

ha that aint s h itcome to los angeles

Answer 5

Busy couple of nights - there is a plant  thief that may need a proactive patrol was that the reason for the false alarm? or otherwise it just may be the crack addict that belted the cop cause he locked up the dealer. and so the plants were a substitue for the crack :)

Answer 6

holy c**p how many arrests are there these days dude when i was 2 ppl wouldnt get arrested that much (i am 13) That is a lot!