What do we do with a drunken Sailor?

Question

What do we do with a drunken Sailor?

Answer 1

Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline

Put him in the brig until he's sober.

Make him turn to at shining bright work.

Put him in a boat and row him over

Hoist him up to the topsail yardarm

Make him clean out all the spit-kids

That's what you do with a drunken sailor

Earlye in the mooooooorniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

Amen.

Spit-kids?  Ewwww.  

Didn't The Who do a song about that?  "Spit kid, spit kid, second generation, I'm a soldier at thirteen..."  Well, maybe not.

Answer 2

...put him in bed with the Captain's daughter, early in the morning...

Answer 3

throw him overboard.  

Answer 4

Put him in a box and roll him over

Early in the morning....

Answer 5

shave his belly with a rusty razor! shave his belly with a rusty razor! eeeeararrrrrrrlie in the mooornin!

Answer 6

put em in a long boat 'till he's sober, put em in a long boat 'till he's sober, put em in a long boat 'till he's sober...early in the morning!