What do ya think of these YuGiOh cards I invented. You must pay alot to activate them?

Question

Name: Absolute Chaos Battle

Card Type: Normal Trap Card

Effect: Each player takes 2000 damage and all cards on the field are destroyed. Each player then Special Summons monster cards from their respective decks, disregarding all Special Summon conditions, until all Monster Card Zones are occupied. You may pay 2000 Life Points to return this card from the Graveyard to your hand.

Name: Absolute Chaos War

Card Type: Normal Trap Card

Effect: This card remains on the field for 3 of your opponent’s turns and cannot be destroyed except by the effect of a monster card. As long as this card remains on the field, whenever a monster card is destroyed and/or sent to the Graveyard or a player takes direct damage to their Life Points the controller of that card or the player who took damage can Special Summon a monster card from their deck or hand at the cost of 1000 Life Points, disregarding all Special Summon conditions.

Answer 1

Hehe, what about a Absolute Chaos monster?

But as the person above me said, too powerful but very creative.

Answer 2

Say hello to my little friends Rainbow Dragon, Rainbow Dark Dragon, Arcana Force EX, Valkyrion the Magna Warrior, and umm... Kuriboh!

Rotfl! PWNAGE!

Anyway, these cards would be seriously banned if they ever were released. Still, very creative!

Answer 3

If these ever became real, they would be banned before they hit release. You could make them pay 7000 lp it would be too powerful. You could bring out 3 Dark Armed Dragon and 2 Darklord Zerato, Use Zerato's effect and DAD's effect to clear their opponents spell or traps and then attack for game.  Even when you make fake cards, you need to make it balanced and fair. The second one is also crazy. Too Powerful.