What do you HATE for a caddy to do?

Question

What would tick you the bleep off that a caddy might do? In other words, what are caddy NO-NO's???

Answer 1

1 -  laugh before, during or after my shot

2 -  pass gas in my back swing

3 -  drop my clubs

4 -  forget a club

5 -  roll his eyes at my shot selection

6 -  pass out from last nights partying mid-round

7 -  start quoting Caddyshack

8 -  bet against me in the foursome

9 -  stop at every restroom on the course

10 - oogle my wife

Answer 2

basically if the caddy is the golfers *****.

Answer 3

I personally have never played anywhere with a caddy...but I think if I did, that would probably mean I'm playing somewhere where I had dropped some serious bank to be playing at and the last thing in the world I'd want at that point is a frickin' lesson "you're hanging back....try to...blah blah blah" That would really p me off.

Answer 4

for one, their appearence. if they look like total slobs then request a new one because the appearence pretty much says it all. if they wear nice clothes and tuck in their shirts then theyre probably going to be a good caddy. if they wear their shirts untucked and the shirt is raddy and too short then they will almost certainly be a bad caddy.

Answer 5

I hate when they don't wipe my bum properly.

Answer 6

1. Make Fun of bad shots

2. Urge you to use a club of their choice  (most often happened)

I would ask the caddy to take a hike if things above happen...

Answer 7

Walk on my line.  Be too slow.  Talk on a cell phone.   I play in Thailand a lot where caddies are mandatory.