What do you REALLY think is at Area 51?

Question

Ok, this has been on my mind for ages, it's the most secretive place in the world and can't even get within a mile (I know it's more but I can't remember how close you can get to it, anybody know?) but what do you think is really kept there?

Answer 1

Elvis.

Answer 2

It's a retirement center for special people.

JFK

MM

The King

Andy Warhol



Sometimes they dust us off and take them to Burger King.

Thank You, thank you very much

E. P.

Can you fedex a deep fried peanut butter and nana sandwich...I got a big time Jones. The pudding here sucks!!!

Answer 3

Experimental aircraft

Answer 4

Whatever's there, must be so secret that the poor old aviator who disappeared in the area was worth taking for flying too close or over it a few months ago. His plane or traces of him have never been found and he was experienced flying all his life. I do think most of our nuclear and biological weapons are housed there, and since it's so close to vegas, los angeles and other major cities they keep it hush hush otherwise nobody would approve of it, also because they test them and the nuclear waste ends up giving people in that area higher rate of cancer "mysteriously." and the gov doesn't want to get sued for it. Best to keep it all secret so they can get away with it and nobody will ask questions.

But what's REALLY there is d**k Cheeney! Now we know the secret of where he hides out :) There's also a huge cardiology hospital built on site just for him. It's also home to Guantanamo Bay the Original, where captured people from around the world are tortured for fun and where one of the missing 9/11 airplanes is housed along with the passengers. Oh and it's also where Santa Claus goes  when he vacations.

Answer 5

I know what is there! I have seen Independence day the movie.

Answer 6

It's a big commercial magnet for the "Little A'Le'Inn" in Rachel Nevada that sells a lot of food, drinks and trinkets to gullible tourists who spent too much time watching TV shows like "The X Files" and movies like "Independence Day". The State of Nevada even renamed State Route 395 as the "Extra Terrestrial Highway" to add to the appeal. And, to top it off, we renamed our minor league baseball team in Las Vegas, calling the the "Las Vegas 51s" and selling oodles of merchandise in the process. But, we're good at that in Nevada. Just look at the millions of people who refer to the "Las Vegas Strip" when the Strip isn't even in Las Vegas. It's in Winchester and Paradise, Nevada. It's never been in Las Vegas!

However, since I live in Paradise (about 70 miles from Rachel) I have no objections to all of this interest in what is really just an Air Force facility used by Defense contractors to develop and test the next generation of aircraft and other weapons systems. I'm happy to see all of those gullible people drop money into our coffers because it keeps me further away from Nevada ever enacting a State Income Tax. For, after all, we even can show a good time to folks who inhabit an alternative universe. LOL!

Answer 7

Its true that its quite secretive .. not the most in the world ... Area 51 is a military base .. they usually use the area to test new stuff ... such as new aircraft and weapons therefore you cant get close to it because the stuff is top secret and experimental .... and of course the rumour of aliens bein kept and tested there .. which i doubt

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Answer 8

A testing location. Not much of anything else.

See a satellite view of the location:  http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&ge...

Answer 9

Not even close to the most secretive place in the world.

Answer 10

Aliens, Fabio, a cure for AIDS, and natural remedies for diseases that the FDA does not want anyone to know...

but mostly aliens.

Answer 11

Wendi that was funny as f, I could not have said it better

Answer 12

Area 51?

It's out there.

Glaring under the sun ,moon and stars even on cloudy and rainy days too.

Where all the ape-men hangs out.

With "One flew over the cuckoo nest"

Away from "Planet of apes"

Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49

What do you think?

Answer 13

a resort with palm trees and women who feed the military officers and government leaders grapes?

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Answer 14

" Shh", its a secret! Bush's relatives from Uranus.

Answer 15

Secrets.

Answer 16

Why, the remains of alien spacecraft and actual aliens, alive or dead.