What do you call a 3rd string receiver at a division III school?

Question

A future Candadian Football All-Star!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

your teams big enough for a third string?! holy ****! were lucky if we have every position filled!

Answer 2

Well aren't you clever.  Now can you straighten something out for me here?  Were your parents brother and sister or were they cousins because I can't tell the difference.

Answer 3

A draft prospect for the Vikings!

Answer 4

Gregory you are my hero.  Really.  You're so clever and witty.  You pop on the Internet and insult people you don't know all while hiding behind an anonymous ID.  You have a bright future my friend.

You should practice this phrase.  "Do you want fries with that?"

Answer 5

Now tell the one that doesn't suck.

Answer 6

A future Gym teacher