What do you call your baby's poops??

Question

Haha I know this is weird but I have noticed since I had a baby that when he poops and other people are holding him they always say something different. Like some will say "did you make a stinky?" or "he just loaded his pants" or something like that. I always say "uh oh someone just made a shadoobee." Guess I watch too much Chelsea Lately but that word cracks me up!

So, what is your expression when u know your bundle of joy just left you the only gift they can give at this point??

Also, is anyone else relieved when you wake up in the middle of the night to change your baby and they only have a wet diaper?? I'm always glad because there's nothing worse than getting your hands in poo at 3 am!

Answer 1

Making a grumpy.  

Answer 2

i usually just say 'p**p' but sometimes i say 'do you have a stinky butt?' i think its so funny how everyone comes up with different sayings...

Answer 3

My goodness, I call it lots of things!  p**p.  Doodie.  Dookie.  Dookle.  Poopy.  Poole Butt.  Really whatever comes to my mind as I'm forcing myself to keep a happy face.  I don't want him growing up thinking that I'm disgusted or something by him or his private parts so I just try to smile right through it as I'm throwing up in my mouth sometimes.

My favorite time was when my husband was getting ready to change a diaper that we both knew had a load in it.  He takes him over to the changing table, I'm in the kitchen, and suddenly I hear my husband yelling from the changing table "Helphelphelphelp!!"  I go into Overdrive Mommy-Mode and run over to them thinking that something is horribly wrong only to find my husband (a little green around the gills) holding Johnny up by one foot and gesturing with the other hand toward the diaper.  I peer over only to see that there is p**p all over him where the diaper naturally covers.  His little private parts, his upper thighs, his tushy, everywhere!  

Needless to say it was spectacular, but not anything overly stinky or scary.  I calmly take over while my husband runs from the room.  I do damage control, exclaiming over his mess with my pleasantries, all while doing it one handed!  My son just smiled up at me with a toothless grin, it was so cute!!  When I'm done my husband comes back in, mumbling that he couldn't handle it because it was everywhere.  "Even on his legs..." was his reasoning.  I shrug and smile and just chalk it up to being Mommy.

Answer 4

Haha I love this question! For me I always say "oh no, he's going shopping again" and when he's done, it's always "okay, lets see what you bought me" lol

And its so awesome that you asked the whole relieved during the night question too. Because I just had the worst experience last night! lol My son woke up crying, so I went to him. I walked into the room (which has a night light so you can kinda see) and picked him up out of his crib and I just heard "squish". I could feel it all over my hands. Ewww!! I quickly ran and turned the light on with my elbow to find that I had p**p all over my hands, and the crib..oh gawd it was awful. All over his sleeper, legs, up his back, in his hair....*gag*....it was everywhere. I have never seen p**p like that. It was super p**p! So delicately pulled him out of the crib and put him on the change pad on the floor. He was so wiggly, and I'm a little bit squeamish, so I was focused more on not getting full of poo than keeping him still. So he rolled over and spread p**p all over my carpeting. And managed to pee on the floor too. It was the worst experience I have had yet!! It took me a good 45 minutes to get him completely cleaned up, give him a quick bath and a feed and then get him back to sleep. I was exhausted. Like seriously...lol I have to laugh now, but last night, it was NOT funny!  

Answer 5

we at home say, God dammm you pooped for Britain!  

Answer 6

did you stink? did you poo? is what i say

Answer 7

One of a kind

Answer 8

LOL!!  this question made me giggle..when i smellit i tell him "ooOh somebody has swamp butt"..and i tell him"icky poo yucky"" sooo stinky" he giggles!!!..amen to peepee diapers in the middle of the night!

Answer 9

p**p - my granddaughter calls her  diaper her "butt" and they are changing her butt -- she's about 22 months

Answer 10

a poopy. and yes i am so happy when he wakes up with just a wet diaper  

Answer 11

i say "you made mommy a package" lol my son is 4 months old

Answer 12

I usually say "someone messed their shorts" while looking at the one who did it. Makes them smile

Answer 13

I usually say "did you make a poo poo?!?" lol and my husband just blurts out "i think she took a dump" lol.

My daughter hasn't had a poopy diaper in the middle of the night since she was 2 months old, so I honestly can't even remember what that feels like! But now that you've reminded me, I sure am glad!

Answer 14

I lapsed into using the most "juvenile" terms from my formative years (in other words, the same ones I use here): doing your dirt, doing a doodle/dooey/smelly