What do you consider to be more "high class"; Cheese Wizz or processed cheese slices?

Question

My girlfriend asked me to arrange a dinner party for our friends & I know she doesn't want us to come off as looking "lower class". She's sleeping right now & she'll be at work for most of the day tomorrow, but the party is tomorrow night! She gave me $500 on monday & told me to arrange for the event to be catered. I figured I'd just take care of it myself, & keep the leftover money for next weekend. I don't work, so I'm pretty bored during the day. I ended up going out to the bar a few times & I'm down to a little over $100, and I haven't arranged for, or bought anything!

I figure I can grab a 4000ml bag-in-box wine ($32), a couple boxes of crackers, Either Cheeze Wizz or cheese slices (I'm thinking slices = cheaper), $10 worth of assorted lunch meats that I can slice into squares, the ingredients to make a basic salad, several low grade steaks, & still have enough left to grab a 12 for myself so that I can get buzzed enough to get through this boring party.

Any suggestions?

Answer 1

Get the cheese slices.  Try to find some that are old and starting to mold.  You can pass those off as fancier cheeses, plus can probably get them cheaper.

Answer 2

Get yourself a couple of loaves of inexpensive white bread, a couple of pounds of bologna, a couple of packs of cheese slices, a jar of green olives, and some toothpicks. Cut the bread, lunch meat, and cheese into 1" squares. Slice the olives in half. Stack the meat, cheese, and olive slice on the bread and hold in place with a toothpick. Viola!!!! Hors d'oeuvres!

Answer 3

I had a similar dilemma when I was meeting my inlaws for the first time.

I really think you should cube up some spam and decorate it with the cheese whiz.  The cheese whiz has that nice tip so that you can fancy up the spam on a cracker (not that they need much more fancieing up!) but you can make little swirls and rosettes with the tip.

Have fun and enjoy a 12 of blatz on me . . .

Answer 4

You must be new to this. You need to skip town tomorrow. Down-and-out (fill in the blank) cousin/old friend/  is  trying to commit suicide/in jail/threatening to kill motel manager/was in a car accident. Being the great guy that you are, you had to drop the party plans and rush to help them.

Answer 5

You're in deep doo doo!

I would choose cheese slices. Easier to make her think you spent more money than you really did.

BTW I'm not buying your story. You couldn't be THAT stupid.

Answer 6

whoa....... im glad im not invited.... box wine makes me sick.... i would hope you would atleast have cheese blocks to put on crackers

Answer 7

Neither!

Buy "real" cheese such as Cheddar,  Colby,  Swiss,  Pepper Jack.....these cheeses aren't any more costly than the processed types.....but are more tasty.

Hope you have a great time!

Answer 8

ur in trouble oh ye

Answer 9

YOU'V GOT NO CLASS

I NEED TO TALK W/YOUR G/F

Answer 10

Love it

4000 ml boxed wine and cheese whiz.   A party to remember.

Answer 11

Listen to Byron because he's a true bologna and cheese connoisseur from way back.

There's nothing better then old school Hors d'oeuvres and boxed wine. I'm telling you.. trust The Byron on this

maybe if you work it right you can have enough bologna to have bologna and eggs for breakfast the next day... now that there is some fancy eatin

Answer 12

Cheez Whiz IS processed cheese food (so is Velveeta) ... just get some wedges of REAL cheese.  Plastic cheese isn't even middle class, much less high class.......

Answer 13

you might as well take all the money and skip town idiot.  You are obviously very unconcerned with her feelings and just took the money cause your broke.  Get real.