What do you do at stoplights?

Question

Have you ever pulled up next to someone who is picking there nose, or singing along to a song and they look retarded?

Wellll I want to know what you do at traffic lights?

Answer 1

Stop, and wait for it to turn green.

Change the stations on the radio, and drink my coffee.

Answer 2

Wait for the light to turn green

Look at the scenery

Answer 3

I normally say to the man walking toward my car;

" If that sponge touches my windscreen, I'll ram it where the sun don't shine"

Answer 4

Let's seeeeeee. I clean out the car, like by putting trash in a bag, I try to get my iPod to shuffle songs instead of play them alphabetical, I sometimes take cell phone pictures of goofy stuff I want to show my wife, like odd paint jobs, I adjust my wallet so it isn't digging a hole in my butt, (women don't sit on their purses) and I sometimes send text messages.

Answer 5

Laugh my *** off

Answer 6

I watch the car in front of me. When THEY move fwd. I move fwd

Some people get REALLY mad when you do that.

They move up a few feet. then I move up

They move up a few MORE feet. then I move up too

Silly, I know, but it beats picking my nose or scratching my B****

Answer 7

I stop and wait for it to change listen to the radio and look in other cars.  For the people who run lights just to run them I hope a cop it sitting behind a sign and sees you doing that, if you have an emergency though then run that light like on the way to the hospital if someones dying I'll run your *** right down and keep on going.  I won't be proud of it but you do what you gotta do.

Answer 8

i space out for those few minutes...

Answer 9

Yell at the light to turn GREEN and sometimes  pick a green winner.

Answer 10

Sometimes I'm singing. Sometimes I text a short message (but never while actually driving that is WAY to dangerous). Or just chill out and think for those few minutes about something that is nagging at my brain.

Answer 11

I sit there and stew. I stare at the redlight so intently that I can see the heat that dissipates from the bulb. It becomes so intense when it comes time to go, I don't take off when the green light comes on, I go when the red light turns off.

Answer 12

I flash my lights in hopes that by doing so the stop light will turn green, like it does for fire trucks.

Then I think about the snapple cap that says something like, on average a person spends a very long part of his or her life at a stoplight.

Answer 13

I sit there, willing the lights to change!

I also put the car in neutral and as soon as I do, 9 times out of 10, the lights change!

Probably just coincidence, but it keeps me happy!  lol

Answer 14

I think about why it's taking so goddamn long for the light to turn green. Sometimes I do run the redlight if there is no one around.