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Question

Your toilet is horrible clogged. Your plunger doesn't work and you don't know what will. The plumbers are offering an outragous price that you can't pay. Your friends tried too and failed! After a few hours the toilet starts stinking like crazy! Your neighbors start a riot outside your house. You can break the toilet and have it flood your house. But you are either gonna choke on the gas or be killed by the angry neighbors! You have to come up with an idea soon. What do you do now?

Answer 1

get a plunger that does work and plunge for a long time

Answer 2

You'd better pay the outrageous price.  It sounds like something is stuck in there, and I don't mean waste.  I mean something solid that won't be dissolved by Draino or Liquid Plummer.

Answer 3

Did you try pouring a bucket of hot water down you toilet? Is this a joke or an actual question?

Answer 4

Get a life!

Do people really think this question is true?

Answer 5

Dynamite!

Answer 6

Get a snake at the hardware store. It can dislodge stuff. I there is toilet paper stuck in the bowl get it out first. I also used draino once for a really clogged toilet. I'm pretty sure the bottle stated not to use it in the toilet but it worked. It did not damage my toilet, that is not to say it won't damage yours.

Answer 7

get the garden hose and feed that down the bog in a stabbing motion this some times works a treat in dis lodging tough groggens..try not to get covered in poo.