What do you do if you f**t in public :D?

Question

A couple of times every1 gets this embarrassing situation :D i know its kinda gross :D and its a funny question or an inappropriate one depending on the way you twist it :D but i wanna know :D What would YOU do if you f**t in public :D? as in class ? with friends around :D I usually cough :D or laugh :D but the smell comes out i automatically blame a boy :D!! What would YOU do ??

Answer 1

If you f**t out loud just say "You're Welcome".

Answer 2

i f**t in class and many hear it and i say that the chear

 

Answer 3

oh look, i've entered yuk yuk's comedy club!

Answer 4

that happen to me too i was i gym and ya....

i was like don't know what to do everyone heard it and one of them is my crush!

so i blame it on my frind that sit next to me :P good thing he take the blame for me (thankyou)

but i still scared to go to school tomorrow T^T

but this make me feel better that i know lot f people have go though the situation

i hope people forgot about this by tommorrow + +

Answer 5

i'm usually working with my friend or sister and i usually walk over like i'm putting something on the shelf and do it in vacinity or face if i can!

Answer 6

haha ugg boot girl person your funny how can a f**t sound like a rock :L i mean you f**t let the world know if u fance some one f**t on them and say yes eat it

Answer 7

I would say one minute and walk into another room if i was with a friend but in class i always hold it in or cough real loud!!!! and one time someone heard it and i said it was not me.

Answer 8

Once I was in CVS looking at cards, and I got to blowing out farts back to back. They were long and squeaky. I looked up and some old prune face was staring right at me. I walked by her and farted. LOL!!! She had already caught me, it wasn't a secret anymore.

Answer 9

the simalr happened to me, i was out with a cupple of mates, and i tripped up over a stone, and it made a farting noise, so now these 3 lads takt the p**s out of me, and i walked home from school yesterday before my first lesson started in tears and now i have to go to school tomorrow, i have no idea, what im going to do, btw one of the guys who were there is telling people that it was my ugg boot that made that noise, and then another one of the people who were there is like one of my 'crushes' best friends, so if he finds out, then i have no idea what im going to do :/ xx

ADVISEE
if i was you then i'd say something like 'grow a pair, and when you have, come back to me and ill kick them back up inside you' say something that will really embaress him infront fo his friends :) Good Luck ♥

Answer 10

Well this happened to me today in class!!! It was during the Holistic test. And my binder fell on the floor so i bent down and out of nowhere BAM this loud f**t came out!!!!! i was so embrresed i didnt know wwhat to do!!! So i stuck to the embarresment till lunch. But this guy yelled but nobody but me heard he said "Hey (MY NAME) whay did u f**t during the test????" and what i did when i farted was laugh and said an exscuse saying i used my arm and blew into it to make a farting noise!!! SO EMBARRISING!! but after lunch they lined us up for recess... and this dude from like 5 pppl away from me said hey i heard u tooted i was about to cry my stomach started to hurt and his friends heard and my CRUSH!!!! sooo i went to the back of the line and asked my teacher if i could go to the nurse so i faked and got sent home i was releived to come home but i dont want to go to school tomorrow i will cry and cry what should i do!!!!?????

Answer 11

Well, there really isn't much you can do except say excuse me! I mean if it's silent then move away ASAP because then they won't know it's you. If it's loud then just say excuse me. It happens to eveyone. Everyone will get over it eventually!

Answer 12

lol! this just happened to me tonight! I was studying at a guy-friend's place and it was just me and him. He's this really like.. metrosexual guy, really proper sort of dude. He said something really funny and i started laughing like really hard and then BAM! right out of no where. i couldn't stop laughing but he stopped and gave me this really scandalized look. I was so embarassed, i turned SO red, and just giggled and was like "oh i didn't expect that..!" he just sort of turned away awkwardly and i made a comment about feeling kind of baked and, could there have been anything extra in that cheescake we had earlier?

Answer 13

I poot in public all the time. I just find me an empty aisle or back corner and poot as loud and long as I need, then I stand still for a few seconds and then walk out of it. Or if I have to poot and can't hold it, I walk and poot. Or poot a little out at a time. But normally, I can always find a little spot to stand still and blow off a few good poots. At work I cross my legs real tight, barely lift up and poot in my chair and sit on it to hold the smell to the chair.

Answer 14

If its silent move away as soon as you let it out and as long as it doesn't follow you and linger, you should be good. If its loud and people automatically look straight at you what else can you do but say excuse me!!

Answer 15

If its silent move away as soon as you let it out and as long as it doesn't follow you and linger, you should be good. If its loud and people automatically look straight at you what else can you do but say excuse me!!

Answer 16

Flatulance is due to digestion and the types of food you eat. I can honestly, and thankfully (!), say I've NEVER 'let one go' in front of another human being. It's incredibly rude and inconsiderate! If I feel the sensation I head for the bathroom.

From reading the posts on here it seems lots of people need to cut down on fibre in their diets and stock up on charcoal, tums, mylanta and peppermint (or chamomile) tea! LOL   If windy tummy persists, seek medical advice :P

Answer 17

just stand your pististon

Answer 18

Just say, farting kids are cool. lol and
everyone has done it before. so they are probably Just
being immature babyish a$$holes..

Answer 19

if i was in class and i farted i will be so made if you are you my class and you laugh  and when i do i will say sorry and go to the oner and say they  made fun of me and then got to the bathroom and then i will go home tell my mom and then tell her that can i scip the rest of the year or git out of this town and sheridan and thin got to montana or suthing else ooo...... one tiime wine i was in 1st grade i was on a bench will people and i farted and blamed it a same one else and it was funny and the elther poeple was laugh his name that i blamed on  name was jacob smith

Answer 20

smile. then say, in a foreign accent (only do this if there are people you don't know around you) "goodness some people are so rude" and then walk away shaking your head and if you are with people you know like boys shout heads up another rip is a-comin'!