What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Question

park in it man.

bring on the bad jokes!

Answer 1

strifey: knock knock

erra: whos there

strifey: biggish

erra: biggish who

strifey: no thanks

Answer 2

rfc - theres one.

Answer 3

sir pumpsalot o mens arses.

Answer 4

Old Farty Pants aka Sir Pumpalot is the biggest joke on Yahoo, no wait, he is the biggest joke in the world. That smell of shite is in your trailer, Farty Pants!!!! Hahahaha!!!!

Answer 5

Run into it man and hope the midfielder puts it through.

Answer 6

when i was in Iraq two years ago i saw an US Marine wearing a t-shirt saying

' Who's your Baghdad-dy' which made me pish myself, crazy yanks.

Answer 7

You call the Doctor.

Answer 8

You park in it man

Answer 9

Haha, my dad loves that joke, he will thank you for telling it, lol!

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Answer 10

the biggest spaceman on here is pump feck all what a d**k i am wondering if him and 52 are one in the same as you could not get 2 ***** as bad as that the shite that they spout is fecking bad and talk about sucking up to the other tosser bikerbear no real  

Answer 11

I despair at my mates favourite joke, but it will feel at home here :

What's orange & sounds like a parrot?

- A carrot!

(I hate that joke! :-P)

Answer 12

i take it sir pumpalot is pdsb/yahoogle then he is the biggest spaceman out of the lot and according to safg a grass

Answer 13

If he is any good at football sign him up for your favourite team. It's good to be back I had almost forgotten how friendly! and good natured this forum is (most of the time).