What do you do if you wake up in basic with a *****

Question

Hit the showers with the guys? lol

Answer 1

Your not allowed to do that unless you have permission

Answer 2

you should find a good spot and enjoy it, they're usually far and few between. i was in an Infantry Batt. so no chicks meant few boners. got to make sure everything still works from time to time.

Answer 3

you refer it to your commanding officers.  the military is so g*y!  don't ask don't tell is to keep the military from talking to outsiders about the orgies.

Answer 4

That ***** is the property of the United States Government now, solider! Stand at attention!

Answer 5

Hello,,seems to me if you cry enough somebody will make you feel better,bunch of sissies they let in ain't right to be forced to live with and  next to some pp puffer.

Answer 6

Judging by that off the wall comment, you should probably check out the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy

Answer 7

can u say LAMO

Answer 8

please look up "dont ask dont tell policy"