What do you do if your in a public park toilet doing it on a j*p style toilet and no toilet paper?

Question

like in j*p parks

Answer 1

omg i would love to have one of those things!!

Answer 2

Use your hand

Answer 3

Obviously you should have just pooped your pants.

Answer 4

bad qs never  happen to me

Answer 5

pull up your pants and walk home gingerly.

god help you if you have to sit down in a car to drive back haha

Answer 6

whoa... uhm lmao i dunno!

Answer 7

j*p style?

j*p parks?

Answer 8

Sit there for a minute or two. Then get up and go get a paper towel or something, and wipe your self.

Answer 9

... there should be a button on the toilet that sends a jet of water onto your... places.  That's what cleans them.

Answer 10

Use you left hand, wash it well. Next time don't go in without your own paper. It's the Arabic solution. That's why you always shake the right hand of an Arab.

http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e2003.html

Answer 11

my friend used his sock once. of course he had to throw that away afterwards. if you don't feel like giving up socks, then use leaves. it's teh closest thing.

Answer 12

Do what the j*p's do.

Answer 13

rough it.

Answer 14

take your pantys of and use them and go home as soon as possible

Answer 15

Option 1: Use water jet

Option 2: Bring in your own toilet paper

Option 3: RUN!

Answer 16

use your sock(s)