What do you do when.....?

Question

What do you do when you get a message from the mothership, and in the body of the message it references car parts in a front yard, Basset Hounds, empty beer cans, a weed wacker, an egg beater, a broken black and white television, an eight track player, and petroleum jelley?

Answer 1

First you have to make sure your aluminum foil is on your head properly.  If this does not decode the message it may help to make waffle mix for your gal pal (if she will let you)  Whatever you do try to stay away from the Chief of Cheese.