What do you do when some one say's "We both spoke, you owe me a coke!"?

Question

Well i say,

" I don't have one, so you can go choke"

Answer 1

don't act q***r and give me a beer.

Answer 2

punch them in th face and say "..."

i got nothing

Answer 3

I say bite me.

Answer 4

Say that's alright, cuz you owe me a sprite!  

Answer 5

You respond, what are you waiting for.....

Answer 6

Give them a coke, you lost.  

Answer 7

Ahaha! Me and my friends say "I'm flat broke, so go choke!" which is similar to yours, but my brother uses the old insult rhyme:

I owe you a coke, but God owes you a brain,

Cause that skull of yours needs something to contain.

lol :D

Answer 8

just laugh if its a guy hes probly flirting say something witty back

Answer 9

i say,

I don't believe in being harassed

Answer 10

pinch poke

Answer 11

Nothing, I am not into that. I simply ignore it.

Answer 12

is this like a knock knock question??

coz idk the answer... but its on my watchlist

Answer 13

I try to honor the remark and get them a coke.