What do you do when someone picks their nose then wants to shake your hand?

Question

What do you do when someone picks their nose then wants to shake your hand?

Answer 1

Say "I'd shake your hand but I'm just getting over a cold.  Would hate to get you sick!"

Answer 2

ewww. I say don't touch me with those booger picking machines! and then go for an air hug because you never know where they put it

Answer 3

pretend ur hands r bzee....or start picking ur nose! lolzzz

Answer 4

god i hate that!!! i usually make a  fist and then pound there fist!

Answer 5

Keep my hands in my pockets and lie that I have a cold.

Answer 6

You make a fist and do a fist bump......

Answer 7

Offer them one of my fresh picked ones as an appetizer...