What do you do when the Bible bashers coming knocking on your door?

Question

Just curious as to how everyone handles these situations!?

Answer 1

Hello,

If I'm not busy I invite them in, offer some coffee or tea and debate with them.

Cheers,

Michael Kelly

Answer 2

I make lude sexual advances at them.

Answer 3

Tell them you're a transsexual satan worshiper. It work every time.

Answer 4

I say...

"NO ONE IS HOME!!!"

Answer 5

I try to be as quiet as i can so they'll think im not home lol.

I never actually open the door for them....

Answer 6

I'm usually polite but firm..a simple 'no thank you, I'm not interested' usually does it for me...If they probe, I get very assertive and tell them that I am not into their religion so I won't waste their time any further and close the door.  I've only ever experienced this with Jehovah Witnesses and most of them are very polite and wish me a good day!

Answer 7

I just sternly tell them that i have my own beliefs, tell them bye and shut the door..no need to beat around the bush!

Answer 8

Be kind. Is that too difficult for your uncivilized self?

I don't get why atheists are so weird and crude....

I'm not even Christian and I still wouldn't treat them bad.

Answer 9

Bible bashers?  You mean atheists?  I would feel sorry for them like any other person without a moral compass.  Didn't know they went door to door.

Answer 10

Play the song "Goodbye Horses" and re-enact that scene from Silence Of The Lambs (you know which scene). They run away not long after.

Answer 11

I politely tell them I'm an atheist. That usually does the trick.

Answer 12

I am Catholic. I am educated.

A Catholic will never come to my door and try to convert me. If someone comes, I tell them that I'm not buying what they are selling.

Answer 13

I like to go into the garden and pull out weeds as they talk to me about their latest findings in the bible and how it is effecting the world at large. As yet not one of them have got down on their hands and knees to give me a hand over the last 20 odd years or so. I find they are a great help as the keep me weeding and I usually get the job done while they are there for their short visit.

Answer 14

Creationists came to my door the other day CREATIONISTS,in Dublin. I tried to reason with them and in engage them in heated debate but they were spouting so much total nonsense that I had to politely make my closing remarks and have a little lie down. Surely my countrymen and women are better educated than to buy into this 6000 year old earth rubbish and even grant these delluded fools an audience.....thats my two cents

Answer 15

Firmly, but politely tell them "no thank you" and shut the door.

Answer 16

Bash them with a Bible (literally).

Answer 17

Open it.

Answer 18

Since most denominations are very rich, I ask the visitors to agree to pay me 85 eur (100 US $) per hour or part there of. They have to pay in advance and get one coffee as bonus.

If they do not agree, I drive them from my house.  

Answer 19

argue scripture with them until they have no answer and then they leave!

Answer 20

Peter, I'm with you on this. Typical responses from the you know who.

Answer 21

debate them.

usually theyre thanking me for my time and leaving inside of 10 minutes.

Answer 22

um turn on p**n really loud and answer the door

Answer 23

I simply open the door, smile, and tell them I worship satan. Shut the door calmly, and have a good laugh.  

Answer 24

I try to convert them to Episcopal. They never come back.

Answer 25

I find answering the door nude helps.

Making sexual advances on them (esp. if they are male)

Arguing with them

Telling them to f**k off

Sometimes pretend to be of a complete different faith

Or being a smart ****.

Answer 26

Knock on the window then hide, to wind them up then when they leave yell "thanks 4 ya time" after running up and down the stairs chucking water bombs out the window... lol

Answer 27

Stuff I have tried:

1.  Invite them in, make them tea  (using cheap supermarket own-brand tea bags for them while I have the PG Tips pyramids)  and talk for several hours -- during which time they cannot be knocking on anybode else's door.

2.  Shout "F. OFF!" very loudly *through* the door, without opening it.

3.  Set an Alsatian on them.  (She didn't bite or anything -- they must just have been a bit cynophobic.)

Answer 28

I'll get my AK-47  

Answer 29

I was very pleasant with the JW's that last came to my door. They were so well dressed and pleasant that I didn't have the heart to give them a bad time.