What do you do when you need to do a poo in the english country garden?

Question

What do you do when you need to do a poo in the english country garden?

Answer 1

Go and get a spade and bury what you've made

In an english country garden!!!

Answer 2

Yes, a convenient bush ought to do. Hopefully a groundsperson won't catch you.

"Ah to find relaxation and relief in a country garden"

Answer 3

Strew the f***s about the topiaries, for a festive look.

Answer 4

The fella out of the Simpsons?-You're sick dude.

Answer 5

Apologize to the ladies and invite your horse to cover it with his own.

Answer 6

In THE English country garden? You mean there's just the one?

Answer 7

haha i remember that

Answer 8

I thought the phrase was "..and terrorise the ants".  Other than that Priscilla was definitely right

Answer 9

Pull down your pants and do in on the plants..... in an English Country Garden  :-)

Then find a leaf and wipe your underneath...... in an English Country Garden

Then find a spade and cover what you've made ..in an English Country Garden

Thats what you do when you can't find a loo ....in an English Country Garden

Boy o boy - I enjoyed that

Answer 10

Rip up a leaf and wipe your underneath. lol

Answer 11

I think you need some serious help!

Answer 12

bend for a friend and then squeeze out the end?

Answer 13

Find the compost bin  

Answer 14

Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants in an english country garden. Ha ha, loved this song when i was little!

Answer 15

Bury it for the sake of hygiene.

Answer 16

find a bush that will hide you!!!

Answer 17

If you need a wee, then you do it up a tree.........in an english country garden.

If you need a Poo, then pretend you're on the loo in an english country garden.  

Answer 18

I just go behind the palm tree and let go with the brown flow

Answer 19

Just do it, there are plenty of leaves to wipe with.

Answer 20

Pull down your pants and fertilise the ants, of course.

Answer 21

Why in the world would u need to go in a an english country garden when toilets are widely available??

Answer 22

Go behind the English Country Bush and make a mental note to go to the toilet when available.

Answer 23

Do it in the English Country Garden. Im sure they won't mind. After all poo is good for the plants.

Answer 24

In days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper was not invented. They wiped their a-$-$ with a blade of grass and walked away contented.

Answer 25

go for it behind a bush