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What do you feed a pet troll?

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i have a great recipe for sludge:

3 rotten apples

1 clump of BROWN hair

2 cups of leaves from your gutter

3/4 cauldren stagnent water

1/2 lb elephant lard

just mix everything but leaves together at a temp of 450 deg. F and boil for 20 min. Top it off with the leaves for looks.
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ummmm ok how about your butt?
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3 billy goats Gruff.
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It needs a dish full of water

Then, this is the recipe for troll good

1 cup of water

2 strands of grass

3 ants

1 table spoon of poo

There...

It's very good

:)

Hope i helped

i have a troll to lol
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people
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dont be stupid
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YOURSELF
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You might try politics or religion if you want to get your troll fed, 3 replies in 22 minutes is pretty pathetic response. I've seen trolls that got more like 22 replies in 3 minutes.

Of course you are more likely to be reported in a busier section.

[edit] ok, 5 replies, I type too slow
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whatever
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