What do you get the rapist who has everything , for there birthday?

Question

Its Mad cows birthday

Answer 1

Give him the one thing he needs most of all.

The death penalty

Answer 2

First of all, genius, it's "their" not "there" or even better "his".

Second, was there a rape conviction that only you know about? I know the little w***e tried to extort money from him by claiming a rape occurred but I also know she refused to cooperate with authorities and took a large cash payment from Bryant instead. That makes her a w***e by definition and by inference.

Third, Happy Birthday.

Answer 3

you buy him a prison cake

Answer 4

(He's referring to Kobe)

Yeah real funny

Good one

where did "mad cow" come from?