What do you needed to be granted immunity from?

Question

I'm not the prosecutor, so be specific and detailed especially if you're going to talk about seh ex.

Answer 1

I'm immune from sexually transmitted diseases as latex don't carry germs..

well thats if that dirty b*stard of a postman don't do em before i do.

Answer 2

My doctor said I carry the "R. Kelly gene;" (aka "jailbait gene") so, I have a medical reason for being a walking atrocity, and should therefore be exempt from legal prosecution.

Answer 3

From people getting upset at my very bad puns and jokes

Answer 4

You're doing this on purpose aren't you? These horrendous grammatical errors are making me want to puke last nights tuna casserole out from my eyeball sockets.

I will, however, overlook these atrocities and answer your question nevertheless.

I need immunity from sexual assault. If there was a law that I can get away with, it would be sexual assault. I mean, if she's drunk and she flirts with me the whole night by making me buy her drinks, that definitely 100% means she wants me to pound her in the back of my grandma's Oldsmobile, right? I don't see how she can say it any more clearly. So why the h**l do I keep getting subpoenas from whores that claim I slipped roofies in their drinks and forced them into my car? Roofies add flavor and I put those handcuffs on her to protect her from falliing off my race car bed.