What do you reckon it read?

Question

i got a letter this morning .

what do you reckon it read?

Answer 1

Congrats! You've been accepted to our team with Wendy's few blocks for us! WooHoo!

Answer 2

An invitation to dip various parts of your anatomy into raspberry jam, have a photo taken with the guy who plays Ken Barlow in coronation Street and ab-sail down the side of 1 Canada Sq in canary wharf wearing nothing but a Brillo pad?

Answer 3

You have been put back to the infant school, because you still have to learn how to play nicely

Answer 4

hospital appointment.?

Answer 5

It said Hurry Hurry, the gal you love is dead...

i got a letter this morning...

Answer 6

it said you are being reported for asking a stupid question just like the other 54726 before you

Answer 7

HELP I IS STUCK IN ARKIN SAW

Answer 8

this is your final reminder for unpaid... _______., you can fill in the blank..

Answer 9

It probably was a red letter, telling you to pay your credit card bill or court action.

Answer 10

The government apologising that they have lost all you're details which has resulted in 30,000 individuals of dubious character claiming they are you, so would you please attend a meeting at the Parliament buildings where you will be asked to recite red lorry yellow lorry until they are sure you are who you say you are x

Answer 11

I reckon it did not read anything, since the letter is an inanimate object.   I assume however, that you did read something, like maybe a letter...