What do you recon of these so called proverbs.?

Question

"Good afternoon all!"

Proverbs...

1. poor man pays Penance,

rich man pays bail.

2. To get away with murder,

you must first become a president.

3. to become inteligent,

you must 1st quit marijuanna.

4. Government pays wages,

to take it back in supper and taxes.

5. the cost of oil is reduced when stolen.

Answer 1

Gideon is right on!  

Number 5 is the best.

Answer 2

I think to qualify as Proverbs the "Truth" must be obvious and hidden at the same time, and not merely a statement of fact.

The 5 th one i cannot fault the others i think don't quite hit the mark.However, I looked at what you are saying and i see them like this;-

1.poor man pays Penance,

rich man pays bail.

In order to get the best sentence

Make sure your rich

2. To get away with murder,

you must first become a president.

Murder can only be justified by Presidents

3. to become intelligent,

you must 1st quit marijuana.

You can be intelligent in one world and stupid in the other

Marijuana confuses which world you’re in.

4. Government pays wages,

to take it back in supper and taxes.

Government wages are free vouchers for taxes

5. the cost of oil is reduced when stolen.

(((Priceless)))

Answer 3

I recon my friend that they are not nice!!!! >8[ How can you get away with murder when you kill someone!!!? You'll still feel guilty inside!!!! Yes it's also true all the stupid taxes are spent in the goverment hands... imagine if they waste it all... :/