What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? ?

Question

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? ?

Answer 1

Ask if he's contagious. Any cold that can make God sneeze is definitely not a common cold.

Answer 2

It would prove that "WE WERE MADE IN HIS IMAGE"!

Answer 3

nothing, because God doesn't sneeze.  but that sounds like those jokes:

if a fly didn't have wings, would you call it a walk?

if olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made of?

Answer 4

Why is it that when you talk to God it's called praying but when God talks to you it's called paranoid schizophrenia?

Answer 5

dude, blow your nose.  

Answer 6

Cute question. I guess I would just say Bless you and be sure He doesn't need a tissue!

Answer 7

God doesn't sneeze. he's not in human form. remember... Jesus died like a million years ago on the cross. God is a spirit until he decides to become human again, therefore, God does NOT sneeze.

Answer 8

gesundheit

Answer 9

bless you