What do you say on your prank calls?

Question

What do you say on your prank calls?

Answer 1

uh depends on if its someone random or like the hotlines.

someone random-hi, my name is mike hunt and im here to sell you citrus flavored condoms, would you be interested in buying our indestructible condoms.

Hotlines-that Pregnant and scared line-hello, IM PREGNANT AND SCARED!!!

-suicide-yeah whats the best to die and not make a noise?

Answer 2

I usually put them on hold and see how long they are willing to stay on the phone by watching the red light.

Answer 3

I call the numbers from infomercials and pretend i dont speak english. Or I call the info mercials and pretend you know the person that answers. (make sure its a real person and not an automated message

Answer 4

I would start with a Hello and ..............

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end with a Bye or Thank you

Answer 5

Hello. Do you have Fat Albert in the can?