What do you say to Npower door to door sales people ?

Question

When they turn up at your door and say "We were just in your area and we have you house number down for a great saving on your gas and electricity" ?

Answer 1

If I'm in a bad mood its p*ss off and if I'm in a good mood I don't open the door.

Answer 2

Ask them if they can help you to get access to radioactive materials. That always gets rid of them.

Answer 3

I just say "I'm very happy with my current service. Please take my number off your list. Have a pleasant day!" And shut the door.

Answer 4

I say politely but firmly that I do not conduct my business on the doorstep and only see callers by appointment.  I know it is a bit much but there are signs you can buy stating you do now want this type of caller. My friend has had one for around 5 years and never been bothered once since she got it

Answer 5

One of them called here yesterday,I just said we already have some thanks and closed the door,.

Answer 6

Oh I had one come round a few days ago and simply broke into a speech about being an Eco warrior and how Npower are destroying this beautiful world. And why would i want that POISON in my home? My beautiful lovely ho...where are the biscuits? Did you take the biscuits? It's you!! Your the evil one following and destroying the world around me" Seems to do the trick.

Answer 7

What I said when they knocked two weeks ago is - 'Strange that, Im signed up with you already'.  Was quite funny when he asked me if I was sure.

Idiot.

Answer 8

I tell them I work for one of their rivals.  It always works.

Answer 9

they were here last week, i always say i am the cleaner and don't live here

Answer 10

"Thank you, but I'm not interested" and then I close the door.

Answer 11

"Npower?"  Not sure what you mean.  Empower?  I generally am polite and turn them down unless it's a little kid selling something and then I'll buy.

Answer 12

happened once, wasnt in a good mood and told him to f off.

Answer 13

I've never heard of these people. But act like you do not speak English. Just jabber something like "Os kappa miy! Vabta ray nout"   Keep repeating . Maybe they will leave.

Answer 14

I huff, growl, snarl and bellow "Yes?"

Then I loosen up me false teeth and let them slip about in a alarming fashion. Puffing up me cheeks and going as red as you like.

As they edge off with fixed, waxy, nervous smiles.. . that's my cue to say "Thankee, but no. . . " and I close the door see?