What do you say to TELEMARKETERS?

Question

What do you say to TELEMARKETERS?

Answer 1

I'm not going to give you a stupid answer..

I just ask them to remove me from their calling list and by law, they have to.

Answer 2

When did life go so wrong for you that you had to get a job annoying people who are trying to make a differnce in this world.

Answer 3

make conversasion

ask where they are

wut its liek there

sports

it gits em in tourble =)

Answer 4

Just say you aren't interested. I get mean messages on my voice mail after I prospect. There is no need to be mean, just say no and hang up.

Answer 5

Morrison Mortuary... You stab them we slab them... how may I help you! They hang up or you could just say NO THANK YOU and hang up the phone!

Answer 6

www.tommabe.com - revenge on the telemarketers.  HILARIOUS cd, definitely worth the purchase price.

Answer 7

i like to say something stupid and hang up XD

Answer 8

Hey, Can you wait a second I'm taking a c**p?

Answer 9

I don't want you to call me and take me off of your call list

Answer 10

f*** off

Answer 11

http://www.jibjab.com/view/80309

soooo funny

Answer 12

Nothing, I screen my calls.

Answer 13

Caller I.D. - I don't answer.

Answer 14

"I'm sorry.. Now is not a good time...

Can I have your number to call you back?  It should be about 10pm when I can talk.  

What?  You won't be at work then?  

That's okay.. I can call you at home.

What?  You don't want me calling your house?

Hmmm... That's exactly how *I* feel..."

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Answer 15

May I have your name and number please, so that I may call you at an inappropriate time?

Answer 16

Depending upon my mood, I have a few tricks to use on them.    One is to keep them on the line as long as possible thinking they're going to make a "big" sale,  and then finally tell them that the longer I can Keep 'em on the line the fewer other decent people they can bother.  

      Another trick is if it's a long distance call, I just say "Hang on a moment, please."  lay the receiver down and go back to whatever I was doing.  When they get tired of waiting and hang up, your phone will let you know.

Answer 17

what's your name again?..-IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YIUR NAME IS!! (hang up)

or:

I'm sorry i had already talked to one of you guys just an hour ago, yeah i'm not interested

Answer 18

I generally just hang up.....

Answer 19

I got a cellphone and dropped my landline. The only unsolicited calls I get now (other than wrong numbers) are from political parties. I haven't had a telemarketer call since 2004.

It is apparently illegal in Canada for a direct marketer to advertise in a way that costs the recipients money. Not much help if you're in the US, but still...

Answer 20

i simply dont pikup, or say the persons not available....one time a telemarketer had the nerve to ask me wat i was eating wen i told them i was eating dinner an i culdnt talk at the moment.

Answer 21

When they call asking fo r my boyfriend, I ask to take a message. They always ask if I'm his wife and I tell them "No, his wife's at work, I'm his mistress."

Answer 22

Sorry i cant talk right now,im busy smoking a blunt.

I wont be avalible later either,ill be out taking care

of my soon to become munchies.

=D

Answer 23

I simply hang up the phone.

Answer 24

they are people who are working hard to earn money.

Answer 25

When they call my house and ask for my parents I put on a depressed voice and say "I wish that you would stop calling here! She or He passed away and I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD JUST STOP CALLING" and then I hang up! And it seems to work my phone rings less!