What do you say to your cat in baby talk?

Question

I just realized I sound like a nutter but I'm always talking to my cat in baby talk. I think she actually likes it.

So I'm looking for a good laugh and wanted to know what everyone else out there says to their cats in baby talk.

Here, I'll go first:

I say things like "Das a good baby girl, yesh hers is" and "you're sush (yes, sush) a good girl". I also call her kitters. It drives my boyfriend up a wall, which of course makes me laugh!

Answer 1

hahah!

I do this to!!

here is some of the things I talk.

wosh my baby kit kit.

i wuv you!

Puddy tat

sing to her "puddy tat, puddy tat, i love you, yessss i dooo!

you just a babyyy! (in a little kid voice)

woshs my wittle bo bo?

did say meow meow?

are you talkin?

whosh mama's baby girl?

they love this!

when cats are scared it calms them down!

Answer 2

My brothers girlfriend always called her two kitties the "babysh". I call mine in a baby talk voice too. Its bad. I came home today and said I want to lay in bed and be surrounded by kitty men. So I was laying in bed and my boyfriend comes in with both of them and puts them on the bed. It was cute I didn't think he would acutally do it. lol

Answer 3

Hey snookie bear, are you my little cuddle bear?

Did you wanna start a nuclear war with the Ukraine?

Is my little snookie bear going to start a war with Ukraine involving nuclear weapons?

Yeah...I'm weird

Answer 4

We take it a step further and actually talk in this ridiculous voice FOR our cat. Our cat likes to talk about his 'brown jammies' that he has on - which is just his fur, but he's a cat and doesn't know that, right? lol

"I gots my jaaammies on. I love my jaaamies. I'm ready go to bed in my brown jammies!"

"I'm ready for brefast. Neeeed my brefast in the mornin', 'course Ima keep my jaaamies on case I needa nap"

Cats rule.

Answer 5

LOL, I call my cat my handsome little furry boy....and say quite a few obnoxious things to him:

You're my good little boy??!?

Yes you are....

Mommy wuvs you soooo much.....

what did you do today while mommy was at work?!??!?

Did you play with your sister (who for whatever reason was never amused by my silly talking, so she doesn't get it anymore)

Answer 6

hay pooky poo;

Answer 7

ugh, can't stand the baby talk either, it's like scratching nails across chalkboard. But pets do respond to the sound and tone of your voice, so to use the same tone as your baby talk and just speak in regular sentences. I broke up with a guy who talked baby-talk, he didn't know when to turn it off, or couldn't. You might want to look for someone who likes the baby talk, if you can't lose it.

Answer 8

Oh yeah - my husband thinks I am insane! I do the baby talk with our cat & our two maltese. It goes like this:

Whas my wittle babies doin?

They were sent down from heaven on wittle angel wings

Yes they were!

'Dem babies so preshus they hurts mommy's eyes with the angel light

Mean ol' daddy don't luv dem babies like mommy does. BAD DADDY!

(Stuff like that - it's disgusting I know! LOL)